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Re: Brlj sekcija
a ja derem svoje grlo u vinskom...ccc...
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"<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob."
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Re: Brlj sekcija
, to je zapravo... dobar odbrambeni mehanizam
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Re: Brlj sekcija
vidra wrote:"<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets.
Bokte, gde ovaj zivi? U zivotu me dete nije ujelo u prodavnici... A Hju Lori lici na agenta Smita...
Meanwhile in Russia: ZASTO SI MI ZAVRLJACIO U LICE SUVU PITU OD KOKOSOVOG BRASNA?
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=Charok= wrote:
Bokte, gde ovaj zivi?
Trailer Park, USA
Molim obratiti paznju na babin komentar (@ cca. 1:09). Ne mozes im nista. Drzava im dozvoljava.
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Re: Brlj sekcija
Ah nismo ni mi daleko.
To je ta sloboda za maloletnike.
Pa kada se kamera ugasi lozio bi ga do besvesti, a onda bi ga stavio u autobus sa
To je ta sloboda za maloletnike.
Pa kada se kamera ugasi lozio bi ga do besvesti, a onda bi ga stavio u autobus sa
Re: Brlj sekcija
HUGH LAURIE KICKS ASS!!!
a za vrlomaloletne delikvente... pa, ne kazu dzabe stari da je batina iz raja izashla
a za vrlomaloletne delikvente... pa, ne kazu dzabe stari da je batina iz raja izashla
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Re: Brlj sekcija
A sada nesto za 8. mart, u znak postovanja zenskog roda
!!! UPOZORENJE: iznad prikazan grafički materijal je namenjen samo za "Brlj" i nije za primenu u stvarnom zivotu, "Brlj" sekcija vas moli da NE pokusavate da ponovite ili rekreirate bilo koji materijal kod kuce radi vase bezbednosti.
U pravljenju ovog "brlj-a" nije povredjena ni jedna zivotinja.
!!! UPOZORENJE: iznad prikazan grafički materijal je namenjen samo za "Brlj" i nije za primenu u stvarnom zivotu, "Brlj" sekcija vas moli da NE pokusavate da ponovite ili rekreirate bilo koji materijal kod kuce radi vase bezbednosti.
U pravljenju ovog "brlj-a" nije povredjena ni jedna zivotinja.
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Re: Brlj sekcija
KiiRiiK wrote:
Au matori, ne mogu da prestanem da pevam ovu pesmu... stvarno je preterana!
P. S. malo cu da ti je ukradem i da je sirim
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