Re: Brlj sekcija

Guest Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:53 pm

Znaci mangupe jedan id u ochin!

**KiiRiiK** Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:49 pm

**KiiRiiK** Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:18 pm

NUŽNE GEJ MISLI: Upravo si smuvao najizazovniju ribu koju si ikad video, prvi put je ljubiš dok stojite pored semafora, jedva si joj se približio od nabreklih grudi koje samo što ne prsnu, ona ti lagano spušta ruke na svoj uzavreli struk, a ti počinješ da zamišljaš debelog komšiju Radoja u bikiniju, ne bi li obuzdao radoznalog pitona koji samo što nije izleteo.

dule Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:20 am

**DoctorWho** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:37 pm

Balkanjeros, VAMOS!!!!

**KiiRiiK** Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:56 pm

**KiiRiiK** Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:54 am

Evo zasto :

тајнисвет Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:56 am

Ма нек` он п... к.... (у преводу добар дан)

**KiiRiiK** Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:46 am

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

Stranac Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:09 am

Klasika

Stvarno, jel' ima neko Monty Python kolekciju? To mi doista fali.
I pazite se zečeva! albino

Guest Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:35 pm

KiiRiiK wrote:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Ovo sam ja kao brucos pevao u amfiteatru na mikrofon koji je prethodni predavac zaboravio da iskljuci Very Happy

**KiiRiiK** Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:04 pm

Stranac wrote:Klasika
Stvarno, jel' ima neko Monty Python kolekciju? To mi doista fali.
I pazite se zečeva!

Imam ja filmove.

maya Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:56 pm

a ja negde u ogromnoj kutiji sa nekoliko stotina cd/dvd-a imam i ovaj cd na kojima su sve poznatije Monti Pajton pesme Cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python_Sings

ovde kazu da se te pesme mogu i preslusati: http://www.last.fm/music/Monty+Python/Monty+Python+Sings

Guest Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:41 am

Imam Flying Circus, sve filmove, pretece Monty Pythona, njihove individualne post-Pajtonovske radove i koju audio knjigu. Za vopi ustupam na presnimavanje afro

While working tech support for the retail postal service, we would send techs out to fix hardware issues. This one post office had their keyboard replaced 3 times before with the same problem. The point of sale would feenze and the keyboard would become non responsive. We would reboot the PC and 10-15 mins later it would happen again. Finally the tech watched the postal worker complete transactions after replacing the keyboard for a 4th time only to discover the keyboard wasn't the problem. The counter was the exact height that the female postal workers chest would press against the spacebar. I had to inform the poor lady as the tech was in tears laughing so hard.